You shouldn't complain to you girlfriend that there's never anything to eat between holidays. Otherwise she can listen to your complaint and try to address this dilemma. But not the way you think she will go to make some tattoos.
The usual community dude rambling through his city decided to buy himself new glasses. Because now it is not fashionable to wear junk. And the new glasses are a bonus that would entice a dame. Going to the store, this ordinary neighborhood dude buys glasses. Goes out and dresses them... and just look what happens. He got special glasses - they got the role of X-rays. And this local dude is able to look at any person for clothes. From this type of purchase, the dude loses his head and starts to analyze people passing by. Well, what had been longer to find out for yourself!